“Before certification, I thought civic engagement was boring. Now I register voters and look flawless doing it.”

— Certified Hot Girl, Queens.

“I got my Hot Girl Certification and my landlord started fixing things faster. Coincidence? I think not.”

— Empowered Art Major, Astoria.

“They said socialism wasn't sexy. They were wrong”

— Unionized Hot Girl, MTA Line 7.

“Every time I criticize Mamdani, a hot girl hands me a pamphlet about socialism. I'm tired”

— Anonymous LinkedIn User